Narrotor: But a secret can’t stay a secret forever…
旁白: 但是秘密沒有辦法永久是秘密…
Son: Dad…
子: 爸爸…
Son: Mom..I have a confession to make.
子: 媽媽..我有事要坦白.
Son: I use Java!
子: 我用Java!
Father: What the hell are you talking about?
父: 你說什麼鬼啊?
Son: I want to use a programming language which doesn’t only run in Windows.
子: 我要使用不單單只是在Windows中跑的程式語言.
Father: That’s just wrong!
父: 那是大錯特錯!
Son: Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it.
子: 可攜性從來不是微軟優先考慮的, 你是知道的.
Mother: My son is a monster!
母: 我兒子是怪物!
The java Post: “One of the most compelling dramas for our time…”
Java 郵報: “一個屬於我們年代最驚天動地的戲劇…”
Father: Microsoft gives us net based applications…
父: Microsoft給了我們網上應用程式…
Father: that share information with other applications via web servers.
父: 可以經由網站伺服器和其它應用程式分享資訊.
Wired: “Truly gripping…”
連線雜誌: “實在扣人心弦…”
Father: They actually enable us to send XML-messages…
父: 它們實在可以讓我們傳送XML-訊息…
Father: …through SOAP! Through SOAP!
父:…藉由SOAP! 藉由SOAP!
Son: Shouldn’t you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs?
子: 你難道不該可以基於你自己的需求做自己的選擇嗎?
(Scene: The father ripps off his son’s shirt and sees a tattoo of an arrow heart with Java on it. The father faints away and dies)
(場景:父親扯 掉兒子的襯衫, 看到一個一箭穿心的刺青, 心上還寫個Java. 父親昏倒死掉了)
Son: Dad?
子: 爸?
James Gosling: “…a masterpiece!”
James Gosling(Java之父): “…曠世之作!”
(Scene: The graveyard, the son’s grievous confession, and the hot girl.)
(場景: 墓園、兒子的哀傷告白和辣妹.)
Narrotor: But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price.
旁 白: 但是, 有時候真相帶來可怕的代價.
Son: Maybe you were right, dad.
子: 也許你曾是對的, 爸.
(Epitaph: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, Where do you want to go today?)
(碑 文: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, 今天你想往哪兒?)
Son: Maybe .NET is better than Java.
子: 也許.NET是比Java好.
Son: Maybe it’s easier if Microsoft sets the standard…
子: 也許那會(生命)會輕鬆些, 如果Microsof定下了標準…
Hot girl: Java is far better!
辣妹: Java是大大的好!
Hot girl: You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can’t do with Microsoft.
辣妹: 你可以做超好的優化和負載平衡, 這些是你無法以Microsoft做到的.
Hot girls: Java is the future!
辣妹: Java是未來!
Narrotor: From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT
旁白: 來自JAVATAR and .NOT的一個無懈可擊的導演.
Narrotor: starring Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows
旁白: Eddie Larrison、Scalla Johansson和兩度金愚獎得主William Windows領銜主演
Father: Goddammit!
父: (粗口)
Narrotor: and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive
旁白: 和Mona Lisa Harddrive的優異演出
Narrotor: and introduing Lenny Linux
旁白: 在此介紹Lenny Linux